Dem prisoners want weeds
Dem Boys Seh…
Kaieteur News – Prison De Lusignan is a high-tech facility. Dem gat more weeds inside the outside of prison and south the amount of mobile phones dem prisoners, if yuh run out of phone credit you could ask dem prisoners to send you some.
The amount of weeds circulating in de Prison gives a new meaning to being de Joint. It also gives new meaning to the de-declaration of “prisoners in prison for weed.”
One of the prison wardens notices a prisoner who appears to be looted. He turned to him and asked, “How ‘tall’ are you?”
De prisoner replied, “No officer, ‘Hi, How are you?'”
Dem boys think dem knows how all dem weeds get in jail. He mek dem boys recalls the story of a corrupt prison warden who bin leff nuff dope in one of prisoners’ south cell. When he returned after a week, he noticed that a prisoner did not smoke a single joint. He asked him, “How come you got into grass one week and didn’t touch any of the weeds?”
South prisoner asks, “Where’s the lighter?”
South prison authorities decide that too many prisoners escape. So dem calls a meeting of all convicts and tell a demo from now on, dem gate to start doing all day tasks so dat they don’t have time to plan an escape. Dem would prefer to ask prisoners to invite dem dem.
All seh prisoners: “Weeding!”
Talk half and then ask why a dae who seizes weed prisoners is accused of highway robbery.