Condom mek out of oil
Dem Boys Seh…
Kaieteur News – Dem boys know if de Vee Pee knows oil doesn’t spoil and how nah oil is going out of style. Oil by hay tea for a long time.
By-products of oil (petroleum) are used to master many things, including CDs, DVDs, toothpaste, bike tires, inks, women’s socks, cosmetics, aspirin, panty pipes, evaporators, sunset, lubricants, polyester, fertilizers, solar panels and most importantly of all condoms.
Dem boys want to remind de Vee Pee about dat one because he feels that oil is not made. If oil is done, we get condoms. Many things happen unanticipated.
It reminds dem boys of tea story about three nuns tea. Dem nuns talk and first, “You would never believe what I found. I found a phone in the priest’s room. ”
“That’s nothing,” said the second one, “I found condoms in one of his drawers.” And then he added, “I punched holes in all of them.”
The third nun exclaims, “Oh sh * t!”
But best of all was de man wah to doctor de and explain how he always used a condom and he can’t explain how his girlfriend got pregnant.
South Doctor turned to him and said, “Let me tell you a story: a hunter carried his gun with him everywhere he went. One day, he mistakenly grabbed his umbrella and went out. A lion attacked him and hoping to scare him, the umbrella pointed at him like a rifle and pushed Bang! and the lion fell dead.
The man turned to the doctor and said “That’s impossible; it must have been shot by someone else. ”
I’m glad you understood the story, says the doctor.
Talk half and pray that de Vee Pee understands dat oil by deh around fuh de next 100 years.