Police also collect a secret code
Dem Boys Seh…
Kaieteur News – Southern traffic is emerging in dem numbers. But like a blind dem. Some vehicles have a double gate on Church Street near a south junction with Camp Street. A wicked Dem driver is parked alongside another car on the same side of a road.
It makes a one-lane mek south two-lane road and causes new confusion. And deh is copying gate traffic nearby and showing dem nah. But if yuh is stapling one inch pon de zebra, dem is bouncing pon yuh.
Dem drivers try to help each other, though. Dem flashing another weak punch fuh forewarn dem dat Babylon up before him. Dat is secret code dem.
One taxi driver however nah gat luck with de police. He gets a ston pon one street and before he meets south street next he gets a stap again and collects a stump twice and sometimes even three times.
One day he asked one dem cop, “What does ah gat fuh do if another cop catches me? I can’t fool every cop trying to stop me. ”
De cop tells him how dem collects secret code for such situation. He tells de man, “If you are stopped by another police force when you leave here, say ‘Coca-Cola’.”
Sure enough, a few rods away, another cop stap de taxi driver. It says “Coca-Cola” and the cop and lick mark it passes.
A few days later, de man fuhget his driver’s license home. But this time, he wasn’t worried. As he is pulled over, he looks at a cop tea and says to him confidently, “Coca-Cola”.
South cop look at it and say, “try nice, but today’s code is ‘Pepsi’ …”
Talk half and drive safely.