Acknowledgment!
Kaieteur News – De Opposition writes to Rowley fuh complaining how Prezzie nah wan talk to dem. Dem nah boys hear Prezzie complaining how nah weak Opposition dem recognizes him.
But does how yuh meeting someone wah yah nah recognize? And wah yuh want fuh meet government for? Yuh do yuh thing and come open and now yuh play sanctimonious?
It’s nah wuk suh! Old people are always seh, you gather to earn respect, not beg for it. And dem is also seh dat if you respect another man, he doesn’t respect you.
Acknowledgment is not respect, but if yuh nah recognizes someone, deny how a dat person respects yuh. Dem got a petition in front of de court challenging south elections. Dem boys want to know if dem loses dah petition if dem recognizes de Prezzie.
Lucky dem get a vaccine. Dem Dem claimed government illegally, but dem still received de vaccine. And dem is still getting parliamentary pay from one government wah dem nah acknowledges.
It mek dem boys remembers a middle-aged woman who had a heart attack and had a vision from God. “Shall I die?” she asked. God tells her, “No. You have another 30 years to live. ”
With 30 years to look forward to, mek de decided the best of it. So since she started in hospital, she decided to have breast implants, liposuction, tummy tuck, hair transplants, and collagen injections in her lips.
De day she is released, walked across south road with swagger, was struck down by ambulance and died.
Up in heaven, she sees God. “You said I had 30 more years to live,” he complained.
“That is true,” said God.
“So what happened?” she asked.
God of shrubs. “I didn’t know you!”
Talk half and nah wait fuh Rowley fuh answer!