Dice country here, ah tell you flat out, ah didn’t come back fuh dat

1. People see me living here again, and some have told my face

“You had the opportunity to stay out of a community, what brings you back to this place?”

Sometimes I don’t take on the gyaff, I smile and walk away

But if I’m feeling good and the sun is shining bright, I’ll stop and say politely

“Marriage curry expands two ballerinas. Buddy Bo, Ah come back fuh dat

“Good friend in Buxton, I metagee, oh yeah ah come back fuh dat.”

But man ah just saw me up in Mahaicony, putting some hard lash on a donkey

I can’t believe the shouts that come out of my mouth, like ah hear the splat,

splat, splat

Ah say to the man, “Look, Mister Mahaicony, ah he didn’t come back fuh dat.”

Also no doubt, a GPL blackout

Ah didn’t come back fuh dat.

One minister says the oil contract is fine, another says no way

One expert says yes to an oil refinery, another says no at all, not him

The contradictions I hear, I have to say “What? ah didn’t come back fuh dat!

All of this lives in my brain, it’s stressful. Ah talk me flat story

Dis garbage around, countryside and in town ah didn’t come back fuh dat.

2. I was getting along, setting up a batchie for me, a place to sleep and hang my hat,

But I went into a house in Albouystown and in the middle of the day … a rat

Look brother brother, Ah tells you flat out, ah didn’t come back fuh dat.

The junk we see, yes in Main Street, and even on the barrage

New motor car, junk from the window, broad daylight, it’s a mekkin yuh bawl

Litter and junk may be fine fuh rat, but fuh dis man country is not

Just so by the way, the mess landing flat? What the hell is wrong with this country?

Well, don’t fight yourself, just wear a tie, jacket and felt hat

Stop the fella coming out of his house, say “Good morning”, in a nice way

Point to the man, spread the junk in his hand, and tell him “How are you today?”

Remember, keep your voice down, be polite at all times, smile and even tip your felt hat

Point to the junk, he came out dumping and said “Ah didn’t come back here fuh dat.”

So even though I may be grasping, I stay in the store, as the Trinis say is still stressful.

But if the nonsense doesn’t stop, ah speak plainly, yuh boy migrate again.

I hate to complain but this thing is stressful

The aggravation runs deep

And if I have to go I let you know

I’ll sell some things in a heap

I have three new guitars and a motor car

And I might have to sell them cheaply

So if you see Joe Blow or anyone

Driving my Camry van recklessly

Or some young musician, Dave’s guitar in hand

Gyrating in someone’s band

I am down on my knees, and tell you flat out

No, ah didn’t come back for that.

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