Fishing competition to be held soon!
Dem Boys Seh…
Kaieteur News – Planning a competition and will be held soon. Dem boys hear how it’s going to become a fishy affair with plenty of rank and elegance.
South event, dem boys hear, is called a rigging event because it takes place on a rig in the middle of the River De Derarara. Bangles are not allowed.
Southern invited guests prepare fuh throwaway de rulebook. A tea man with a purple tea suit is hired to keep order in case you need a gat fuh dat girl fuh wuk it’s magic like de last time when de short man and de lanky fellow square off.
The event will be a fishing competition but due to the uncertainty of who is taking part, could go on a fishing expedition. Dangers of a fishing cat! So every dem invites a kitten to wear lifejackets in case a dummy accidentally dives over to pull a big south fish without a hook, line or sinker.
Big fish south de deh is south river. And fishing tea nets have been made ready to cast to see what it is like to still have tea. De contest is a straight fight between de carasses and de kack-a-bellies. De catfish, dem seh, made swimming way. Some de dem fishers get a long line from tea organizers.
But who will judge? Word out are people skilled in the art of fishing and are recruited to judge de event. Bingo expert, dem seh, in contention. He, dem seh, is a capable fuh multiplying the number of fish. Another candidate, dem seh, knows which fish to disqualify.
But dem boys hear dat de winner is not immediately decided. Judges will be given maximum time to tabulate dem results and carefully check how much each angler holds. The results of a fishing tea competition will first be posted on a spreadsheet and then projected onto a bed sheet.
Nat gonna challenges are allowed. Only the de Fisherman Geriatrics Society can reverse De Judge’s decision.
Talk half and maybe the best fish will be caught!