Meet de man with a golden tea shake
Dem Boys Seh…
Dem boys see nice Cricket Band at King’s Jewelery wah dem as. Dem is wondering when International Men’s Day is next so that dem gets a big government wuk and gets paid company tea for band tea.
When de man in south Harbor Bridge shakes yuh hand shakes golden hand you get.
De Habour Bridge is a nice company fuh wuk fuh. If dem doesn’t make such an expensive gift a day that few people know about, imagine wah dem giving for Christmas.
Once, at another company, there was a plump secretary. And tea boss had a few words with her one day. He gives her some advice.
Next day, she comes in with all kinds of jewelery on tea body. De puzzle asks her, “Why do you wear so much jewelery to work?”
“But you told me to get in.”
“Don’t accessorize,” shouted the boss, “Practice!”
Dem boys seh gold is expensive. When dem boys guh not to dem jewelry store but fuh window shop.
Dem boys remember a tense time for a woman to walk into a jewelry store and lean over to look at a ring in a demonstration.
Bending over, she lets out a fart splitter. Shock, she’s looking at a clerk’s tea that she doesn’t seem to notice.
“Excuse me sir,” she asks, “How much is this ring?”
The clerk walks over, looks her in the eyes and says: “If you farted when you saw it, you mess up when you hear the price.”
Talk half and let me know when there is a vacancy for south Harbor Bridge!