Slackness in de land
Dem Boys Seh…
Kaieteur News – Dem boys love de cinema. But ever since dem boys were small, dem always used to put pun de seat stuff next to where dem is sitting in a movie theater. Even now dem boys forget the pun pun de seat keys.
So dem boys nah is surprised when dem learns how a wah bin computer reports its missing, suddenly found at de seat next to where bin de person is sitting. Dah always happens to dem dem.
But dem boys seh, no one should leverage your computer out of sight of dem. Not in Guyana where people got prying eyes and just waited fuh yuh.
One time dem boys in bin ketch man walk away with dem bike. Dem holds hold of a thief and dem man barefoot to say dat is because dem boys don’t miss mek he does.
Plenty of people call a dem leff in the seat of a cimena. And when I came back he went. Plenty of people put down a dem phone at the job and when a dem turned a dem back, it went. A phone of plenty of people gets a thief in front of the dem.
Dem boys see new people posing with a fancy pun de road cellular cellphone. And dem knows that nuff of dem phone is hotter under Tina Turner.
Dem boys almost laugh when one man sees the seriousness of crime down by more than 20 percent over the past three months. Dem gat fuh ask if de man wah mek dah statement nah read papers. Dem boys rape and assault 98-year-old woman collects serious crime.
Southern boys know if the crime rate of crime was down because the police were sleeping. How can dem git an early morning party with 500 people in attendance and south nah police know? But if a dem horse cart man tries to steal a race on Homestretch Avenue, de police come to stop dem.
Talk half and when yuh leaves de cinema, check de seat next to yuh!